Misfile

The following is a question and answer session with Ash Upton of "Misfile". To ask Ash a question, please write to:

ASH AT MISFILE.COM

Please note that not all questions will necessarily be answered, as the answers to some questions may constitute spoilers, and for other various and sundry reasons.

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Dear Ash:
     Would you ever consider driving a Corvette? I would think that new supercharged ZR1 has got to at least be pretty tempting. :P And since we're talking about Chevrolet, what's your opinion of the new 5th-generation Camaro?
     No way! I'd rather PUSH a Ford than drive a Chevy!

-- Ash

Answered: 2009-05-14
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #1208

Dear Ash:
     What do you think of cars from the U.K.? Example: Lotus, TVR, & Aston Martin.
     I'm a huge fan of the Lotus Elise's "Weight is the enemy!" mentality. I also think Aston Martins are gorgeous.

-- Ash

Answered: 2009-05-14
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #1208

Dear Ash:
     Considering for one moment that Rumisiel screwed with your life, what prevents you from asking him to - once in Heaven - alter the files in a manner that's even more convenient for both you and Emily than as you were as a male? Such as keeping you having sent the letter, keeping Emily alive, maybe even younger as a prodigy in Harvard, and, maybe, granting you extra money, and so on? Considering the possibilities this experience opened up, why not make some more out of it, especially given that Rumisiel owes you a pretty big one?
     One thing at a time. I'm still working on the getting him back part. Frankly I think asking him to deal with my file at all is asking for trouble. If he can just get things back to normal I may ask him to stay away from my whole cabinet.

-- Ash

Answered: 2009-01-26
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #1130

Dear Ash:
     I know that you certainly don't like it when you have to act girly or frilly, but I've noticed that you stand in a lot of girly poses sometimes (most notably when you look behind you). Is there a reason for this or have you just not noticed it?
     I do? It must be the hips. I'm not trying to. Dammit...

-- Ash

Answered: 2009-01-26
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #1130

Dear Ash:
     How do you deal with having the libido of a man while within a woman's body?Surely it must be entirely frustrating. Not to say that it isn't impossible but one day you were a teenage boy and then suddenly you become a teenage girl. It must be quite hard to reconcile the two.
     It's frustrating, to say the least. I've got to admit that my libido has changed somewhat, though I can't really explain how so. After my, um, experience with Missi, I'm really not comfortable dealing with that aspect of things...

-- Ash

Answered: 2009-01-26
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #1130

Dear Ash:
     What do you think of racing in places that rain lots (like portland and vancouver) ?
     It rains enough here, thanks. Actually, I love driving in the rain. It ads some variety. I'm fairly comfortable in the rain, but my biggest fear is driving against someone who is not. The last thing I need is someone slamming into the back of my car because they can't drive in the wet.

-- Ash

Answered: 2009-01-26
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #1130

Dear Ash:
     I heard from some of my female friends that taking birth control helps in having lighter periods. Since I know you hate periods, would you be willing to be on 搕he pill?
     Yes and no. I'd be willing to try it, you know, anything for easier periods, but to be on the pill, I would need to visit the Gyno, and that is frankly not an option.

-- Ash

Answered: 2009-01-26
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #1130

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